Darling, Don't Be Alarmed...: Archive

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There once was an orphan called Neil

Who didn’t know how to feel. Abandoned at birth And lacking in mirth He… Turned into a bit of a dickhead really!

Oct 31st

Buy me this for Christmas please???? →

Oct 25th

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Oct 21st

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OH Holy mother of shit

Hurry up and give me my finance. LIKE NOW. There are some VERY important purchases that need to be made.

Oct 21st

Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 11th

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"Dickheads name covered"

Well, if you’re fool enough to get a tattoo, a permanent bodily fixture, of a man’s name within weeks of loving (*cough* knowing *cough*) him then you need a punch in the out of proportion head. Especially if said male is a Turk that you met on holiday that has a million girls on the go. Can anyone say visa?

Oct 11th

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Oct 10th

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Oct 10th

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Watch

Oct 10th

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Oct 10th

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Oct 8th

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Oct 8th

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Oct 8th

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1st clue into Snape's past

accio-alan-rickman: ‘Tell me, Potter, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?’ In the Victorian flower language, asphodel is a type of lily with the meaning ‘my regrets follow you to the grave’. Wormwood symbolizes absence and great sorrow. If you combine that… Oooh she thinks of everything…

Oct 8th

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